The Test That Could Change How You See Your Health
Free Today Only
50+ lab markers. Comprehensive health in one visit. Expert review. $0 for the next 24 hours.
What You’re Getting
This comes at $0 today only—insurance not needed.
Your 3-month blood-sugar average; flags prediabetes/diabetes early.
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HbA1c
eGFR (Kidney Filtration)
How well your kidneys filter blood; lower values suggest kidney disease
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mL/min/1.73 m²
Why It Matters
Early detection protects you—many conditions show no symptoms until late.
You’ll get real clarity—no uncertainty about what your numbers mean.
It’s risk-free today—so there’s no reason to wait.
Join hundreds of thousands taking charge of their health
100% real reviews. Individual results vary. These experiences are personal and may not be typical.
Join hundreds of thousands taking charge of their health
100% real reviews. Individual results vary. These experiences are personal and may not be typical.
Join hundreds of thousands taking charge of their health
100% real reviews. Individual results vary. These experiences are personal and may not be typical.
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50+ Biomarkers for $300 $0
Your health, explained in detail
Function Membership
It's time you own your health.
50+ Biomarkers Every Year
Comprehensive lab work covering heart, kidney, liver, thyroid, vitamins, hormones, and more—far beyond the scope of a standard physical. All testing costs included.
Clinician Insights You Can Trust
Our medical team reviews every result and creates a clear, actionable summary—no jargon. If anything urgent appears, you’ll get a direct call.
Your Health History, Tracked for Life
See trends over time with secure, easy-to-read charts. Spot changes early and share with any doctor.
Fast, Local Lab Access
Complete your test at partner labs across Canada—most visits take under 15 minutes.
50+ Biomarkers for $300 $0
Your health, explained in detail
How is this different from the blood work I get at my annual physical?
How is this different from the blood work I get at my annual physical?
How is this different from the blood work I get at my annual physical?
Will I understand my results without medical training?
Will I understand my results without medical training?
Will I understand my results without medical training?
What if my results show something serious?
What if my results show something serious?
What if my results show something serious?
How quickly will I get my results?
How quickly will I get my results?
How quickly will I get my results?
Do I need a doctor’s referral to take this test?
Do I need a doctor’s referral to take this test?
Do I need a doctor’s referral to take this test?
Can I use this test to track changes in my health over time?
Can I use this test to track changes in my health over time?
Can I use this test to track changes in my health over time?
How often should I repeat the Whole Body Test?
How often should I repeat the Whole Body Test?
How often should I repeat the Whole Body Test?
Is this offer really $0? What’s the catch?
Is this offer really $0? What’s the catch?
Is this offer really $0? What’s the catch?
