The Test That Could Change How You See Your Health
Free Today Only
The Test That Could Change How You See Your Health
Free Today Only
50+ lab markers. Comprehensive health in one visit. Expert review. $0 for the next 24 hours.
50+ lab markers. Comprehensive health in one visit. Expert review. $0 for the next 24 hours.
What You’re Getting
What You’re Getting
This comes at $0 today only—insurance not needed.
Checks for deficiencies, which can impact the immune system, thyroid, bones, teeth, muscles, and brain.
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Prostate Specific Antigen (PSA)
Screens for tumors and/ormonitors preexistingprostate cancer.
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Prostate Specific Antigen (PSA)
Why It Matters
Why It Matters
It’s risk-free today—so there’s no reason to wait.
You’ll get real clarity—no uncertainty about what your numbers mean.
Early detection protects you—many conditions show no symptoms until late.
It’s risk-free today—so there’s no reason to wait.
You’ll get real clarity—no uncertainty about what your numbers mean.
Early detection protects you—many conditions show no symptoms until late.
It’s risk-free today—so there’s no reason to wait.
You’ll get real clarity—no uncertainty about what your numbers mean.
Early detection protects you—many conditions show no symptoms until late.
It’s risk-free today—so there’s no reason to wait.
You’ll get real clarity—no uncertainty about what your numbers mean.
Early detection protects you—many conditions show no symptoms until late.
Early detection protects you—many conditions show no symptoms until late.
You’ll get real clarity—no uncertainty about what your numbers mean.
It’s risk-free today—so there’s no reason to wait.
Join hundreds of thousands taking charge of their health
100% real reviews. Individual results vary. These experiences are personal and may not be typical.
Join hundreds of thousands taking charge of their health
100% real reviews. Individual results vary. These experiences are personal and may not be typical.
Join hundreds of thousands taking charge of their health
100% real reviews. Individual results vary. These experiences are personal and may not be typical.
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50+ Biomarkers for $300 $0
50+ Biomarkers for $300 $0
Your health, explained in detail
Function Membership
It's time you own your health.
50+ Biomarkers Every Year
Comprehensive lab work covering heart, kidney, liver, thyroid, vitamins, hormones, and more—far beyond the scope of a standard physical. All testing costs included.
Clinician Insights You Can Trust
Our medical team reviews every result and creates a clear, actionable summary—no jargon. If anything urgent appears, you’ll get a direct call.
Your Health History, Tracked for Life
See trends over time with secure, easy-to-read charts. Spot changes early and share with any doctor.
Fast, Local Lab Access
Complete your test at partner labs across Canada—most visits take under 15 minutes.
50+ Biomarkers for $300 $0
50+ Biomarkers for $300 $0
Your health, explained in detail
How is this different from the blood work I get at my annual physical?
How is this different from the blood work I get at my annual physical?
How is this different from the blood work I get at my annual physical?
Will I understand my results without medical training?
Will I understand my results without medical training?
Will I understand my results without medical training?
What if my results show something serious?
What if my results show something serious?
What if my results show something serious?
How quickly will I get my results?
How quickly will I get my results?
How quickly will I get my results?
Do I need a doctor’s referral to take this test?
Do I need a doctor’s referral to take this test?
Do I need a doctor’s referral to take this test?
Can I use this test to track changes in my health over time?
Can I use this test to track changes in my health over time?
Can I use this test to track changes in my health over time?
How often should I repeat the Whole Body Test?
How often should I repeat the Whole Body Test?
How often should I repeat the Whole Body Test?
Is this offer really $0? What’s the catch?
Is this offer really $0? What’s the catch?
Is this offer really $0? What’s the catch?
